Knock, Knock Jokes
Knock,
Knock!
Who's
there?
Irish.
Irish
who?
Irish you were my friend!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's freezing out here.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Want
Want who?
Very good. Now try counting to three.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my name again!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Freeze
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There, there don't cry, it's only a joke.
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O